Tag Archives: humour

Finishing the day on a funny

Posted on July 31, 2020 by

The washing line broke today and everything ended up on the floor. Luckily, everything was dry and the lawn cuttings from earlier had been collected and put in the composting bin. Surprisingly I was not angry or upset, as I … Continue reading →

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A bit of Poetry

Posted on July 20, 2020 by

The scene was almost comical As she writhed and thrashed about Trying to get her jeans on Pushing in what was hanging out. Where did those inches come from? She asked herself in dismay, ‘I’ve been eating sensibly And they … Continue reading →

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Next stop, pamper shop!

Posted on July 3, 2020 by

This is a conversation I had with a fellow dog walker the other day on opposite sides of the road. ‘David! How lovely to see you!’ ‘My dear! And you! How are you?’ ‘I’m fine, thank you. You?’ ‘Yes I’m … Continue reading →

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He’s lost it……………

Posted on June 25, 2020 by

A dog walking friend has ‘fessed up that he has finally ‘lost it’ due to the coronavirus lockdown. He decided to help his wife in the garden by watering the plants and set the hose up accordingly. He was not … Continue reading →

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A little ditty

Posted on May 6, 2020 by

I have biscuits in the cupboard, Ice cream in the fridge, Chocolate in the kitchen drawer, All making my taste buds itch……. Just a little sample, That’s all that I’ll require, But I know myself better than that, And won’t … Continue reading →

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A Funny for Sunday

Posted on May 3, 2020 by

I heard a joke the other day/week/month can’t remember exactly, that the number of published selfies had reduced significantly since the beauty parlours closed! Talking to a fellow dog walker yesterday, apparently his wife can’t wait for the hairdressers to … Continue reading →

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Getting older

Posted on April 29, 2020 by

Now Melanie over at sparksfromacombustiblemind posted a response to Carol’s post here. I thought my reply on Carol’s blog was worth a post of its own, so here it is! I’ve been a UTW for years, and the UK government … Continue reading →

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Tale Weaver – #272 – Making Sense of Nonsense – Dyrpirh.

Posted on April 23, 2020 by

Oh Michael, I love these and we haven’t had one for a while! Yippo!! This week we are going to try and write our meaning of the word Dyrpirh. It is up to you to decide what it is, be … Continue reading →

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A silly poem

Posted on April 4, 2020 by

A bird shat on our window pane, Freshly washed, it took careful aim, Streaking down the shiny glass Jettisoned from its feathered ass, Hubs was not impressed at all The bloody thing having such gall, ‘Next time’, he said, ‘I’ll … Continue reading →

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Take Seven: April 3rd 2020

Posted on April 3, 2020 by

It’s Friday! Welcome to my Take Seven compilation which incorporates all 21 words (or derivatives) from the Three Things Challenge for the past week. You are most welcome to join in using as many or all of the words too. … Continue reading →

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