Category Archives: humour

It’s Caption Time!

For the visually challenged writer, the image is of a creepy-looking stone cottage immediately adjacent to waterfalls from rocky cliffs. ‘When you said it had running water, this isn’t quite what I envisaged’ For Sale: Spectacular Views, Own Pool, No … Continue reading

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Fun Spam

You’ll need to read this post: The Dog’s Meeting from August 2014 to understand why I found this comment hysterical ” And guess what? They found its 3x MORE effective than gastric bypass surgery at eliminating cravings for sugar and … Continue reading

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Fibbing Friday 15th May: my response

Frank set the questions this week and here are my porkies Why do we serve grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup? Well you can hardly grill the soup can you?! What do baseball, hot dogs, and apple pie all have … Continue reading

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Outline

Says it all really………………. courtesy of pinterest.com In response to https://wordpress.com/read/feeds/79388113/posts/2691556205      

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A little ditty

I have biscuits in the cupboard, Ice cream in the fridge, Chocolate in the kitchen drawer, All making my taste buds itch……. Just a little sample, That’s all that I’ll require, But I know myself better than that, And won’t … Continue reading

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A Funny for Sunday

I heard a joke the other day/week/month can’t remember exactly, that the number of published selfies had reduced significantly since the beauty parlours closed! Talking to a fellow dog walker yesterday, apparently his wife can’t wait for the hairdressers to … Continue reading

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Tits and the council

I’ve written about this before, but have reduced it in volume for Chelsea’s new weekly Hilarity Challenge. The council cut the trees down in our road so I sent a message asking where my tits were going to sit. I … Continue reading

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Getting older

Now Melanie over at sparksfromacombustiblemind posted a response to Carol’s post here. I thought my reply on Carol’s blog was worth a post of its own, so here it is! I’ve been a UTW for years, and the UK government … Continue reading

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Tale Weaver – #272 – Making Sense of Nonsense – Dyrpirh.

Oh Michael, I love these and we haven’t had one for a while! Yippo!! This week we are going to try and write our meaning of the word Dyrpirh. It is up to you to decide what it is, be … Continue reading

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Seeing Red today

I’m a Taurean right?  The sign of the bull, and we all know what happens when you wave a red flag at a bull………………. This is my good side………. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this, but … Continue reading

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