Category Archives: humour

Next stop, pamper shop!

This is a conversation I had with a fellow dog walker the other day on opposite sides of the road. ‘David! How lovely to see you!’ ‘My dear! And you! How are you?’ ‘I’m fine, thank you. You?’ ‘Yes I’m … Continue reading

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He’s lost it……………

A dog walking friend has ‘fessed up that he has finally ‘lost it’ due to the coronavirus lockdown. He decided to help his wife in the garden by watering the plants and set the hose up accordingly. He was not … Continue reading

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Flash Fiction for the Purposeful Practitioner: 2020: Week #26

Flash Fiction for the Purposeful Practitioner is a weekly writing challenge designed for both the flash fiction newbie and the more experienced writer. It is the desire of this challenge to allow writers the opportunity to clear the cobwebs from … Continue reading

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It’s Caption Time!

For the visually challenged writer, the image is of a creepy-looking stone cottage immediately adjacent to waterfalls from rocky cliffs. ‘When you said it had running water, this isn’t quite what I envisaged’ For Sale: Spectacular Views, Own Pool, No … Continue reading

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Fun Spam

You’ll need to read this post: The Dog’s Meeting from August 2014 to understand why I found this comment hysterical ” And guess what? They found its 3x MORE effective than gastric bypass surgery at eliminating cravings for sugar and … Continue reading

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Fibbing Friday 15th May: my response

Frank set the questions this week and here are my porkies Why do we serve grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup? Well you can hardly grill the soup can you?! What do baseball, hot dogs, and apple pie all have … Continue reading

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Outline

Says it all really………………. courtesy of pinterest.com In response to https://wordpress.com/read/feeds/79388113/posts/2691556205      

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A little ditty

I have biscuits in the cupboard, Ice cream in the fridge, Chocolate in the kitchen drawer, All making my taste buds itch……. Just a little sample, That’s all that I’ll require, But I know myself better than that, And won’t … Continue reading

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A Funny for Sunday

I heard a joke the other day/week/month can’t remember exactly, that the number of published selfies had reduced significantly since the beauty parlours closed! Talking to a fellow dog walker yesterday, apparently his wife can’t wait for the hairdressers to … Continue reading

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Tits and the council

I’ve written about this before, but have reduced it in volume for Chelsea’s new weekly Hilarity Challenge. The council cut the trees down in our road so I sent a message asking where my tits were going to sit. I … Continue reading

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