Melissa’s Fandango Flash Fiction Challenge #348

Hello! Welcome to Melissa’s Fandango Flash Fiction Challenge. Each week she will post an image grabbed off the internet and challenge bloggers to write a flash fiction piece or a poem inspired by the image. There are no style or word limits.
The image is a vintage photo of a young boy sitting at a table and looking mischievously at a whole turkey on a platter garnished with lettuce and tomatoes. The boy wears a suit jacket, dress shirt and tie, and his hands are folded and placed on the table. An empty dinner plate, a smaller plate with a dinner roll on it, and a full glass of milk are in front of him.

The perfect meal and table settings, everything ready for Thanksgiving, just needed the guests………….  who were late.
Billy was bored, hungry, and impatient.
He hated having to dress up. Stuffed shirts and a tie made him a kindred spirit to this poor bird, equally stuffed and tied, the ‘cologne’ of stuffing and cranberry sauce teasing his nostrils along with roasted chestnuts and crispy potatoes.
It was torture sitting here, waiting, as serving dishes were put before him and he was told emphatically ‘Not to touch!’
Sneaking a hand down by his side, he felt a familiar presence.
Keeping his expression neutral, his fingers hovered around the side of the turkey, found purchase and then gave a little tug.
Sadly someone under the table got too excited, leapt up quickly and the whole lot went on the floor.
Billy and his co-conspirator made a run for it………. but not before scooping up their prize and escaping to his bedroom to dine in grease and peace!

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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26 Responses to Melissa’s Fandango Flash Fiction Challenge #348

  1. Dogs and tasty turkeys is definitely a Thanksgiving issue. We lost turkeys to dogs a couple of times, but in our case it was counter surfing dogs. They got no help from little boys. It was a fun story.

    • Thanks Thomas.
      I always used to cook my Christmas turkey overnight, so would have two dogs toasty warm in the kitchen watching ‘TV’ when I came down in the morning.
      I took the bird out of the oven and pushed it right back against the wall then went upstairs to shower and dress. When I came down the shepherd was sitting on her bed looking very innocent and the collie had a tell tale drumstick sticking out of his mouth. The bone had come out clean so the bird was intact otherwise and I knew the collie wasn’t guilty as he couldn’t reach because he was only a puppy. The shepherd had given him the bone and pretended it was all his fault!

      • Oh it was so sweet of the German Shepherd to share with the little Collie. It is a heartwarming story. In our case we lost the Turkeys entirely. Once it was our Labrador and the other time it was the Leonberger dog. It was not much left in each case so we through out the remainder and ate the condiments.

  2. My dog loves turkey and would have been in on the sneaky taste and mad dash. A fun take on the image, Di. The poor kid does look like he wants dinner to get served. 🙂 Happy Thanksgiving.

    • Thanks Diana. Maya will have a traditional Christmas dinner next month as we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is Thursday, the day after our UK Budget, which everyone is dreading here!

      • I don’t know why I thought you were in the US. Usually I guess correctly. Lol. I hope the budget news is better than expected.

      • It doesn’t look good to be honest. I don’t think she can put a positive spin on anything from all the speculations and ‘leaks’ of what’s in store. Pensioners will suffer, as well as those working to save towards their pensions who may well think why bother when they are going to be heavily taxed on something they had already been taxed on. What annoys me most is how much Hubby and I went without to make our old age ‘comfortable’ which is now in jeopardy. We shall see what is unveiled tomorrow.

      • It seems that Western Civilization is facing a reckoning. Here, it’s the huge wealth gap that’s impoverishing so many people. We’ve become a feudal society. I’m sorry that you’re facing similar challenges.

      • I agree. Property prices are ridiculous, taxes are bleeding workers and pensioners alike, and descendants of those who are asset rich but cash poor are in the line of fire with inheritance taxes.

  3. poetisatinta's avatar poetisatinta says:

    oh, oh Billy and his doggy are going to be in such trouble Di – great story😃

  4. murisopsis's avatar murisopsis says:

    Oh! They are in big big trouble!!!

  5. Sadje's avatar Sadje says:

    Oh no! He will have to answer for this later

  6. Dear, oh dear! I dread to think what happened next!

  7. John Holton's avatar John Holton says:

    That’s the way we used to dress up for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, Mother’s Day, and a bunch of ther holidays when we were kids….

    • We used to dress up for Christmas Day and I used to attend Sunday School so it was Sunday Best. I had school clothes which I changed for playing clothes when I got home, and Sunday Best. I always seemed to grow out of the Sunday Best before they wore out!

  8. Carol anne's avatar Carol anne says:

    Lol! I love this Di! 😀

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