Here are my somewhat daft answers to the questions I posted earlier.
What did the quick brown fox leap over?
What were the Window Cleaner’s confessions?
What he really used to get the best shine on glass.
What was The Mad Hatter’s true occupation?
He was a professional tea taster.
Why did Cinderella lose her glass slipper?
She forgot to wear the comfort gel insoles
Why do people in old TV shows and movies spend so much time sitting on their front porch?
TV and computers hadn’t been invented yet
What happened to the three little pigs?
What is Air Force One?
The forerunner of the Apollo programme.
Who brings the Easter Eggs?
The delivery truck
Who was Harvey?
Some wine merchant who specialised in home made sherry.
What is quick silver?
The brown fox’s mate.
I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes!
In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too.
On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts.
From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives.
We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
Those poor little pigs, but I bet they made a delicious BBQ.
Thanks Jim. Spare ribs in honey sauce?
Great questions and answers Di.
🙂 I had a similar answer to #5
Lol. Very fun answers!
Thanks Carol Anne
Ha! You made me laugh! BBQ is perfect! hehehe!
Glad to raise a smile Val!
I’m feeling it for the piggies too ☹️