Fibbing Friday my response for March 3rd

Here are my silly answers to the questions posted earlier. A few are my originals!
1. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?
An I O U signed A. Squirrel
2. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?
Look up what a TV is.
3. What is the answer to 3 Down?
A ladder
4. What do Scots wear under their kilts?
Welsh rarebits.
5. How did the platypus get its name?
God was having a bad day and Pattycake had already been taken.
6. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?
Knowing the difference between an X and a smudge.
7. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?
That I have a love child by a prince that was conceived behind a pub.
8. Bollocks doesn’t mean what Americans think it does…what does it really mean?
A blonde girl who has a thing about bears.
9. What did you give the last person who asked you for a tip?
The winner of The Grand National.
10. What is over the next hill?
Sadly, old age.


About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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12 Responses to Fibbing Friday my response for March 3rd

  1. quiall says:

    Ha ha ha! I love it. Number four was my favourite. I grew up eating Welsh Rarebit …

  2. Lauren says:

    Great answers

  3. murisopsis says:

    Good ones! I especially liked #1 & #7!!

  4. glyn40wilton says:

    I missed answering question 1. As soon as I opened the tin of mixed nuts, Michelle stole them.

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