Hot Gossip

Image credit; The Ian @ Unsplash
For the visually challenged reader, this image shows a man standing and reading a newspaper, the pages of which appears to be on fire.

Whatcha doin’?
Reading the news.
Pretty hot stuff then.
Yep, especially the gossip pages, full of scandalous hearsay.
You see Page 3?
Oh yeah. She’s hot.
Chuck us over Page 5 then before it burns your fingers.
Why Page 5?
Hunk of the Day silly. A girl can dream.
Thanks a lot! A comment like that is bound to dampen any man’s spirits!
Better than putting you out with an extinguisher!
Written for Sadje’s What Do You See photo challenge


About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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21 Responses to Hot Gossip

  1. Sadje says:

    Haha! This is so much fun Di. Thanks for joining in.

  2. poetisatinta says:

    Haha made me chuckle and a blast from the past the old page 3 how did they get away with it for so long? 🙂

  3. Amazing they never did that for page 5. Great one, Di!

  4. glyn40wilton says:

    Oh yeah page three. What are the chances of that coming back?…None whatsoever says me. 🙂

  5. DA Whittam says:

    😂. Love that ending.

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