Fibbing Friday : my response 25th November

Here are my porkies to the questions I posted earlier

1. What are fish nets?
An internet cafe for marine life.
2. What is a teddy?
A bathroom tidy-dry.
3. What is cross stitch?
Something sewn in anger.
4. What is a basque?
A long bath with a lisp.
5. What are daps?
Lollies you dip in sherbet
6. What are culottes?
Cute little socks for individual toes.
7. What are pedal pushers?
Young mums pushing their babies to a coffee morning.
8. What are trews?
The opposite of lies.
9. What is a gym slip?
Calling someone Jim who isn’t.
10. What is a feather cut?
Making a quill pen.

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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14 Responses to Fibbing Friday : my response 25th November

  1. Sadje says:

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  2. murisopsis says:

    Hehe! #8 made me laugh (loud enough for Mochi to wonder what was going on)!

  3. glyn40wilton says:

    Great answers. I could only manage to get a few.

  4. I thought #9 was very clever, Di.

  5. ghostmmnc says:

    Really cute answers! Yes # 1 we were similar! I’d like to have one of the Daps you speak of. Sounds good! haha! πŸ™‚

  6. Carol anne says:

    hahaha! Good fibs this week, Di! πŸ™‚

  7. Archon's Den says:

    I like to call the john, the Jim. That way I can say that I go to the Jim every morning. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

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