FLASH FICTION FOR THE PURPOSEFUL PRACTITIONER: 2022: WEEK #47

Posted on November 16, 2022 by pensitivity101

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Times have changed.
Years ago, to pull the chicks all you needed was a wad of cash and a set of sporty wheels.
Not so now.
This is a practical ride, not the most comfortable I grant you, but it gets you from A to B, and……………… you get THE LOOKS.
Oh yeah.
So I sit here, stick out my chest and look all butch as I wait for Master to come. I know I’m hardly a babe magnet, but I have a certain charm and the girls feel sorry for me because I look so stern all the time. Some even say I’m miserable, but I’m not, just that if I smile, I tend to drool and that’s very off putting for the ladies.
You want to pull the girls guys? Get a dog and never mind about the wheels!

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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