Fibbing Friday: my response for 11th November

Here are my silly answers to the questions I set earlier.

1. What is a bobby pin?
A policeman’s ID.
2. What is a Whoopee Cushion?
A fertility device recommended by old medieval witches.
3. What is a cock a poo?
A polite word for

4. Why are some chicken eggs brown and some white?
Depends where they were laid.
5. How would you describe cardboard?
My MIL’s cooking.
6. What do a pony and monkey have in common?
Three letters.
7. What is a USB key?
The music written for tunes associated with a bus or subway.
8. What is a golden handshake?
Some very rich politicians just now.
9. What is an orange pippin?
A badly fitting toupee.
10. What is Teflon?
A very long telephone conversation.

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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7 Responses to Fibbing Friday: my response for 11th November

  1. murisopsis says:

    Excellent! I had to share these with Sparky – he likes your wit!

  2. willowdot21 says:

    Lol 😂😂🤣

  3. Nope, Not Pam says:

    I love the monkey/pony 😂

  4. Carol anne says:

    Loved your fibs, Di! 🙂

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