Rory’s given us some questions today, and they’re quite a mixed bag. Oh well, here goes!
Some of my answers are
The Composters Apocalypse
|Roses are red,
Rory’s are blue,
cos he’s (com)posted pictures!
[I have started you off now finish the poem your way in the next three lines]
|What do you find odd about people?
|Which two questions are you asked the most on a regular basis that annoy you?
When I was working, it was probably ‘Have you got a minute?’ and
‘Could you look into this for me?’ which were always because the person asking didn’t want to do what they were asking me to.
|Who was the first Disney princess – Snow White or Cinderella?
Neither as they weren’t princesses until they married, but Snow White was made in 1937 and Cinderella in 1950.
|What five questions would you ask a stranger in order to get to know them?
Hello, how are you?
Nice dog, how old?
Are you local?
What’s the dog’s name?
And your name is……………?
|What habits do you consider really bad?
Smoking, vaping, nose picking, eating with your mouth open
| Who was the female star of Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
Audrey Hepburn (Cat the cat was male)
|Which Shakespeare play includes the following words? “Once more onto the breach, dear friends?”
I always thought it was ‘once more on to the beach’, but it was probably one of the Henry’s. Shakespeare wrote a lot of those.
|Turkish Delight is a type of custard. True or false.
I’d say false as I like mine solid and wrapped in chocolate, so it’s confectionery.
|Have you ever seen something you simply couldn’t easily explain away and if so what was it?
Yes. Coming home on several occasions when I lived in Bath, there was a shadowy figure on the side of the road in a certain place, but there was never anyone there.
|What is the difference between six and half a dozen?
You can’t exactly say half a dozen thirty can you.
|What can you NOT compost?
Weeds are not a good idea as they’ll just keep coming back.
|What is a major component of Welsh Rarebit?
Cheese and a tomato if you’re lucky (that’s the rare bit)
|How long is long in your eyes?
The same length as a piece of string.
|Are butterflies attracted more to flowers or weeds – what do you think?
Both. It’s the colour and there are some damn pretty weeds about so it would depend if it was in a garden or a field.
|One of your best friends has phoned for your help in the middle of the night to bury the body of your other best friend – do you help or not?
No way! Some friend if that’s how he treats his best friends and I might be next!
|Vatican City is a country – true or false?
|Name three things that freak you out and then explain why.
Spiders (Sis threw one at me and it landed in my hair), not being able to find things (always when it’s important) and CRAFT moments (later referred to as BOAT moments) when I can’t remember a flipping thing or why I stood up to go somewhere as I’ve forgotten by the time I reach the door. That’s probably why we drink so much tea as it’s a safe bet to go into the kitchen and put the kettle on.
|Why did the chicken cross the road?
The grass was greener and he wanted to start a new pecking order.
What’s the worst thing that could happen to a compost pile do you think?