Fibbing Friday 23rd September: my response

Here are my silly answers to Jim’s questions posted earlier.

1. Why did all the dinosaurs die?
They were having too good a time at the BBQ and missed the ark.

2. Why are there so many stories about the great flood?
It sells newspapers.

3. What happened at Hadrian’s wall?
Someone was arrested for stealing a stone.

4. How long was the hundred years war?
Ninety nine and counting……………

5. Why was it all quiet on the western front?
Everyone was asleep.

6. What was the Boxer Rebellion all about?
Dogs getting a bad deal at Crufts.

7. What caused the Titanic to sink?
A bloody big hole!

8. Why do they want us to remember the Main?
Main ingredients are always important in a meal.

9. What happened to Amelia Earhart?
She got wise and disappeared off grid to live a life of privacy and peace.

10. Who was involved in the Iran Contra scandal?
Billy Liar and Cruella de Vil

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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8 Responses to Fibbing Friday 23rd September: my response

  1. Nope, Not Pam says:

    Love that first one 😂

  2. murisopsis says:

    Good job! I just found an Ollie North for President button in my husband’s junk in the basement… I think it might be worth some cash!!!!

  3. Thanks for making me smile with your answers Di.

  4. Carol anne says:

    Lol 😛 Great answers Di! 🙂

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