1. Why did all the dinosaurs die?
They were having too good a time at the BBQ and missed the ark.
2. Why are there so many stories about the great flood?
It sells newspapers.
3. What happened at Hadrian’s wall?
Someone was arrested for stealing a stone.
4. How long was the hundred years war?
Ninety nine and counting……………
5. Why was it all quiet on the western front?
Everyone was asleep.
6. What was the Boxer Rebellion all about?
Dogs getting a bad deal at Crufts.
7. What caused the Titanic to sink?
A bloody big hole!
8. Why do they want us to remember the Main?
Main ingredients are always important in a meal.
9. What happened to Amelia Earhart?
She got wise and disappeared off grid to live a life of privacy and peace.
10. Who was involved in the Iran Contra scandal?
Billy Liar and Cruella de Vil