Fibbing Friday 2nd September: My Response

These are my responses to the questions I posted earlier.

1. What is a bandana?
It’s a banana that got a D in spelling.
2. What is a rum baba?
A sleeping baby after Mum had had a nightcap.
3. What is a marinade?
The wedding between Marie and Adrian.
4. What is an asset?
A baby donkey of course!
5. Who was Apollo?
An athlete on steroids addicted to polo mints.
6. What is meant by BYOB?
Code for The Mob for Bury your Own Body
7. What is a pekingese?
A hole cut in trousers for badly swollen knee joints.
8. What is a crockpot?
A older version of a crackpot.
9. What is meant by upbeat?
It is the ‘up stroke’ a drummer uses when playing in a band.
10. What does it mean to recycle?
It’s when you are on an exercise bike in the gym and don’t actually go anywhere.

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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11 Responses to Fibbing Friday 2nd September: My Response

  1. Sadje says:

    Hahaha! Hilarious Q & A

  2. Nope, Not Pam says:

    I love polo mints 😂

  3. murisopsis says:

    Clever as always and #1, 2, 6, and 7 really were funny!!!

  4. #10 was hilarious, Di.

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