Here are my silly answers for the ten questions I posted earlier
1. What is carpal tunnel?
It’s a tunnel running under a hill for canal boats originally towed by horses but later small single seater cars.
2. What is tennis elbow?
A bingo term to replace Monkey’s Elbow (number 9) which some people thought derogatory to apes.
3. What is a pulled muscle?
Similar to pulled pork, but served in a fish restaurant and three times as expensive.
4. What is tinnitus?
A band using instruments made from tin cans and string.
5. What are crows feet?
A nautical term for a zig zag pattern on the sea to avoid coral reefs.
6. What are hammer toes?
A piano tuner’s finest tuning forks.
7. What is pink eye?
This is the later train to the original Red Eye.
8. What is vertigo?
A fear of line patterned material.
9. What are cataracts?
A drama school for felines.
10. What is swimmer’s ear?
What you get if you don’t listen to Coach!
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