Fibbing Friday my response 1st July

Thanks Melanie for setting the questions this week.

Here are my answers

  • What ‘quivered’ like a bowl full of jelly?
    A scared trifle.
  • What did the Old Woman in the Shoe treasure most of all?
    Foot deodorant spray
  • If those three mice were blind, how could they make it up the pendulum on that famous clock?
    There was nothing wrong with their hearing and they bided their time.
  • Did Lassie (a boy btw) ever get Timmy out of that darned well?  Clumsiest kid I ever heard of.
    Repetition and reward is all well and good, but forever falling down a well? That’s really taking the (dog) biscuit.
  • It was round and ripe and red like a cherry…what is it?
    A cherry…………… or Rudolph’s nose.
  • What did Old McDonald find in his hayloft that he wasn’t expecting to see up there?
    Mrs McDonald and the local shepherd.
  • Did Jack and Jill get whupped (whipped) for spilling that bucket of water?
    Their punishment was far worse, they had to recover every single drop.
  • Was the moon really made of green cheese or was that kid just stoned a tiny bit?
    Green? I thought it was cream and cheesecake!
  • Did the fox ever figure out how to get those grapes (in Aesop’s fable?)
    He gave up on the grapes and went straight for the w(h)ine!
  • Did Chicken Little have a point when it ran around squawking about the sky falling?
    The sky was shaped like an axe so I don’t blame him for running!

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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10 Responses to Fibbing Friday my response 1st July

  1. murisopsis says:

    I loved these answers!! The 3rd and 9th answers really tickled me!!

  2. Fun and creative answers ~ excellent fibs `~ enjoyed the post. 😊

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  4. 🤣 We thought alike on the cherry question. Very funny answers Di! 😀

  5. Carol anne says:

    Lol your so funny Di! These were awesome answers!

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