Melanie’s Fibbing Friday 3rd June, my response

Thanks to Melanie for setting the questions this week, especially as she’s not been well.
Here are my answers to her splendid collection.

  1. Cool as a?
    winklepicker on a dandy.
  2. Is that a   [ ? ]  in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
    pea shooter
  3. Green as?
    Kermit.
  4. Wet your [what]  ?’
    flannel before you wash
  5. Too many [ ? ] spoil what?
    People spoil our walks.
  6. You can put lipstick on a what, but it will still be a what?
    sheep but it will still be ewe
  7. O what a tangled web we weave, when first we what?
    Catch the spider.
  8. Don’t throw the what out with the what?
    baked beans out with the tin. It’s lunch!
  9. Many hands make light what?
    Massage.
  10. It must be what, because what don’t shake like that!
    milk because beer don’t shake like that

    My turn next week!

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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6 Responses to Melanie’s Fibbing Friday 3rd June, my response

  1. What fun answers! Thanks, I had the first good laugh in a while! 😀

  2. murisopsis says:

    I just imagined shaking a beer! What a mess!

    • I saw a guy go into a 7-11 store to complain about the can of beer he had just bought as he shook it before opening it and it went everywhere. He did not get a replacement!

  3. Nope, Not Pam says:

    I love the lipstick quip 😂

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