Easter Weekend Quickie

Rory’s at it again with his Quickies.
Click here to read more and join inHere are the questions

When was the last time you had a quickie on the weekend, and what was it?
About half an hour ago and it was a small bar of chocolate.
Why is chocolate more appealing than … what?
These days everything because it’s forbidden!
Can you use the word ‘Debauchery’ innocently in a sentence, and if so, how?
I’m copying yours Rory!
How do you remove grass stains from your knees?
Don’t get down on them in the first place. Failing that, paint your legs green and then it won’t notice.
Why is it ill-advised to jog uphill backwards blindfolded with your hands above your head?
Duh. Ask Jack! He was always showing off.
What is the best way to deliver bad news?
From a thousand miles away or ask someone else to do it.
Do you have a scary mind and if so how so?
Hubby is scared silly when I say ‘I’m thinking’
How much sleep do you get each day, and do you wake refreshed? If yes, why do you think you do, and if not, why do you think you don’t?
Don’t get much sleep during the day, but nights I’m lucky to see four uninterrupted hours. Combination of our new puppy and weak bladders due to our age.
Tree, Bee, Tee all rhyme with me, so what fruit am l?
Nuts, or a lychee. as I’ve never heard of a Ror-ree fruit.
Can you List five injuries you could encounter whilst out in the garden please?
I could suffer from :
Bee sting
Thorn scratch
Blisters from gardening
Twisted ankle falling over the dog.
For the less fortunate or accident prone, I could encounter
A broken nose from treading on rake,
A black eye by not seeing it the second time,
Crushed fingers by closing the gate without getting them out of the way first,
Punctured foot due to miscalculation with a garden fork,
Splinters through picking up discarded wood.

Bonus Question
Who said, “”I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”” And who were they talking to?
From the brilliant 1980 spoof film ‘Airplane’, Leslie Nielsen’s character Dr Rumack to Robert Hayes character Ted Striker as he took over controls in the cockpit.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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8 Responses to Easter Weekend Quickie

  1. rugby843 says:

    Loved your answers 😂

  2. aguycalledbloke says:

    Hey Di, fabulous answers – especially green knee paint, that’ll do the trick nicely 🙂

  3. Oh too funny!! 😅😄

  4. Lauren says:

    Very funny answers Di. I’ve never painted anything green before. I totally forgot about sunburns too.

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