Weekend Quickie for 9th April

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My answers follow

Name one sport that is already dangerous but would be lethal if you were naked? The Javelin.

If l had three bananas in my right pocket and 17 grapes in my left pocket what would l have in my back pocket? A pair of buns

How many animals were aboard Noah’s Ark? A lot……….. and I hope they all had tickets.

What is the second largest organ in your body and could you live without it? The liver and no, but you can live with part of one.

What is the most reckless thing you have ever done as an adult? Get married the first time!

I came, l saw and l didn’t …. [what?] like it.

What are 5 ways to keep warm when lost outside in a snowstorm with a stranger? Borrow their coat, find their car keys to let yourself into their vehicle, use their mobile to call for help (or a takeout), use them as a shield/windbreak against the elements, stamp your feet at your stupidity for getting lost in the first place.

How does your mind work – what am l talking about if these words are used – Melons, Jugs, bubbles and orbs? Hate to say it, but women’s boobs as these were used to describe one of my co-workers who was rather generously thus endowed.

Which language are these words and terms from? – ankle biter, strewth, bludger, sunnies barbie, nuddy, furphy and woop woop? Sounds like something from Crocodile Dundee

Do you prefer to ring my bell, push the button, knock on wood or walk on by and why did you select your choice? Chuck Berry had a dingaling in 1972 which I believe covered all the bases.

 

Bonus Question Who said, “It’s just a flesh wound?” And who were they talking to? Nelson to Hardy.

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