Weekend Quickie for 9th April

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My answers follow

Name one sport that is already dangerous but would be lethal if you were naked?
The Javelin.
If l had three bananas in my right pocket and 17 grapes in my left pocket what would l have in my back pocket?
A pair of buns
How many animals were aboard Noah’s Ark?
A lot……….. and I hope they all had tickets.
What is the second largest organ in your body and could you live without it?
The liver and no, but you can live with part of one.
What is the most reckless thing you have ever done as an adult?
Get married the first time!
I came, l saw and l didn’t …. [what?]
like it.
What are 5 ways to keep warm when lost outside in a snowstorm with a stranger?
Borrow their coat, find their car keys to let yourself into their vehicle, use their mobile to call for help (or a takeout), use them as a shield/windbreak against the elements, stamp your feet at your stupidity for getting lost in the first place.
How does your mind work – what am l talking about if these words are used – Melons, Jugs, bubbles and orbs?
Hate to say it, but women’s boobs as these were used to describe one of my co-workers who was rather generously thus endowed.
Which language are these words and terms from? – ankle biter, strewth, bludger, sunnies barbie, nuddy, furphy and woop woop?
Sounds like something from Crocodile Dundee
Do you prefer to ring my bell, push the button, knock on wood or walk on by and why did you select your choice?
Chuck Berry had a dingaling in 1972 which I believe covered all the bases.

 

Bonus Question
Who said, “It’s just a flesh wound?” And who were they talking to?
Nelson to Hardy.
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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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11 Responses to Weekend Quickie for 9th April

  1. aguycalledbloke says:

    Excellent answers Di, the quote was from the Black Knight in the Monty Python Holy Grail, but Nelson, yes he was famous for words of that kin especially about kissing too! The liver is indeed the right answer 🙂 Nicely played.

  2. 🤣 Great answers!

  3. murisopsis says:

    Enjoyed the questions and your answers!

  4. Carol anne says:

    Lol. Loved your answers, especially the one about the I came, I saw and…xo

  5. Sadje says:

    Very well answered 😜

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