Fibbing Friday 8th April : my response

Here are my responses to Frank’s questions

  1. Why is it called “Beef Wellington”?
    Because Cow(boy) Boots were already taken
  2. What makes it “Yorkshire Pudding”?
    A decent cup of tea.
  3. Is there a difference between “Ketchup” and “Catsup”?
    One you try to catch up and the other is lapped up by cats.
  4. Why are the five mother sauces so named?
    They got the idea from The Spice Girls.
  5. Meat from cows and pigs get fancy names, but meat from chickens is just called chicken. Why?
    Guess because there’s not that much on a chicken to warrant chops, ribs or sirloin.
  6. What is ratatouille?
    Vermine on speed.
  7. What’s the difference between lamb and mutton?
    Old age, a pension and a bus pass.
  8. What is beurre blanc?
    Something white and cold, like snow.
  9. Why do some say you shouldn’t serve red wine with fish?
    Fish prefer white.
  10. Why do chefs toss a pinch of salt over their shoulder?
    Throwing a salt pig over their shoulder could cause serious injury to an underling.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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7 Responses to Fibbing Friday 8th April : my response

  1. Lauren says:

    These made me laugh

  2. murisopsis says:

    Hehe! Clever as usual!

  3. Sadje says:

    Hilarious answers Di

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