Weekend Quickie 2nd April

Sometimes I wonder where Rory gets his ideas from for these.
My answers will therefore be very

How effective are willy warmers for keeping the chill out?
Being female, I wouldn’t know, though they were great novelty gifts at Christmas.

padlock jacket

This could have been an alternative use for one.

Have you ever ignited a bottom breeze?
You must be joking. Do you really think I’d tell you?
If you had to have one hand tied behind your back for one day a week for the rest of your life which one would it be and why?
Probably my left as I’m a righty. On that day I would not be wearing lace up shoes or a bra.
How many cabbage leaves does it take to turn on the average human?
Depends on the individual I suppose. Personally, I like it with liver, bacon and onions. Now that is very appealing.
How old is too old and what is too old anyway?
You’re as old as you feel and I act my shoe size anyway, but I guess too old is when you don’t remember being anything else.
Are you a bubble wrapper popper?
Oh yeah! Love the huge stuff that came with the large sacks of dog food. I could have popped those all night.
Is it legal to paint a tree in the wild?
You could ask if it’s illegal to paint a tree in the nude.
Why is the colour red used to describe love and passion?
Reflects the rise in blood pressure maybe.
How many banned books have you ever read and what were they?
None……….. unless you count The Virgin Soldiers and Lady Chatterley’s Lover which were removed from the school library.
What is the most unusual drink you have ever drunk when sober?
I don’t drink, so water does it for me. At Bro’s 40th birthday party, people thought I was drinking gin or vodka as I was having such a great time. Nope. Ordinary tap water. I ‘got drunk’ on the company.

Bonus Question
Who said, β€œOh man, what are you doing with a gun in space?” And who were they talking to?
I’d guess James Bond to Jaws in Moonraker.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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6 Responses to Weekend Quickie 2nd April

  1. aguycalledbloke says:

    Excellent answers Di – water can be quite liberating πŸ™‚ I will let all know soon enough the answer to the Bonus Q too.

    Wasn’t Lady Chatterly’s Lover a banned book anyway? I think it was banned on obscenity grounds in the US and the UK and although it is now back, l think it might still be banned in India. I don’t think Leslie Thomas’s book was banned though although probably considered risque for school libraries at the time πŸ™‚

    I remember reading it years ago back in the later 70’s and then seeing the film itself too.

  2. Sadje says:

    Interesting answers Di.

  3. murisopsis says:

    Hehe!! Yes you are only as old as you feel!

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