Sometimes I wonder where Rory gets his ideas from for these.
My answers will therefore be very
|How effective are willy warmers for keeping the chill out?
Being female, I wouldn’t know, though they were great novelty gifts at Christmas.
This could have been an alternative use for one.
|Have you ever ignited a bottom breeze?
You must be joking. Do you really think I’d tell you?
|If you had to have one hand tied behind your back for one day a week for the rest of your life which one would it be and why?
Probably my left as I’m a righty. On that day I would not be wearing lace up shoes or a bra.
|How many cabbage leaves does it take to turn on the average human?
Depends on the individual I suppose. Personally, I like it with liver, bacon and onions. Now that is very appealing.
|How old is too old and what is too old anyway?
You’re as old as you feel and I act my shoe size anyway, but I guess too old is when you don’t remember being anything else.
|Are you a bubble wrapper popper?
Oh yeah! Love the huge stuff that came with the large sacks of dog food. I could have popped those all night.
|Is it legal to paint a tree in the wild?
You could ask if it’s illegal to paint a tree in the nude.
|Why is the colour red used to describe love and passion?
Reflects the rise in blood pressure maybe.
|How many banned books have you ever read and what were they?
None……….. unless you count The Virgin Soldiers and Lady Chatterley’s Lover which were removed from the school library.
|What is the most unusual drink you have ever drunk when sober?
I don’t drink, so water does it for me. At Bro’s 40th birthday party, people thought I was drinking gin or vodka as I was having such a great time. Nope. Ordinary tap water. I ‘got drunk’ on the company.
Who said, “Oh man, what are you doing with a gun in space?” And who were they talking to?
I’d guess James Bond to Jaws in Moonraker.