Sometimes I wonder where Rory gets his ideas from for these.
My answers will therefore be very 
| How effective are willy warmers for keeping the chill out? Being female, I wouldn’t know, though they were great novelty gifts at Christmas.  padlock jacket This could have been an alternative use for one. |
| Have you ever ignited a bottom breeze? You must be joking. Do you really think I’d tell you? |
| If you had to have one hand tied behind your back for one day a week for the rest of your life which one would it be and why? Probably my left as I’m a righty. On that day I would not be wearing lace up shoes or a bra. |
| How many cabbage leaves does it take to turn on the average human? Depends on the individual I suppose. Personally, I like it with liver, bacon and onions. Now that is very appealing. |
| How old is too old and what is too old anyway? You’re as old as you feel and I act my shoe size anyway, but I guess too old is when you don’t remember being anything else. |
| Are you a bubble wrapper popper? Oh yeah! Love the huge stuff that came with the large sacks of dog food. I could have popped those all night. |
| Is it legal to paint a tree in the wild? You could ask if it’s illegal to paint a tree in the nude. |
| Why is the colour red used to describe love and passion? Reflects the rise in blood pressure maybe. |
| How many banned books have you ever read and what were they? None……….. unless you count The Virgin Soldiers and Lady Chatterley’s Lover which were removed from the school library. |
| What is the most unusual drink you have ever drunk when sober? I don’t drink, so water does it for me. At Bro’s 40th birthday party, people thought I was drinking gin or vodka as I was having such a great time. Nope. Ordinary tap water. I ‘got drunk’ on the company. |
| Bonus Question Who said, “Oh man, what are you doing with a gun in space?” And who were they talking to? I’d guess James Bond to Jaws in Moonraker. |
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Excellent answers Di – water can be quite liberating 🙂 I will let all know soon enough the answer to the Bonus Q too.
Wasn’t Lady Chatterly’s Lover a banned book anyway? I think it was banned on obscenity grounds in the US and the UK and although it is now back, l think it might still be banned in India. I don’t think Leslie Thomas’s book was banned though although probably considered risque for school libraries at the time 🙂
I remember reading it years ago back in the later 70’s and then seeing the film itself too.
Interesting answers Di.
Thanks Sadje
You’re welcome
Hehe!! Yes you are only as old as you feel!
My Dad told my Mum he felt like a sixteen year old and she told him he couldn’t have one!! Happy memories of them both.