Fibbing Friday 28th January: my answers

Many thanks to Frank for this week’s Fibbing Friday questions. Here is my response

  1. What is Lizzie Borden known for?
    The Hatchet ‘man’ for job redundancies.
  2. What did the man known as D.B. Cooper do?
    Gave hang-gliding lessons.
  3. What was the Enron scandal about?
    Musical copyright: It was too similar to the Do-RonRon.
  4. What was Dante’s work, The Divine Comedy about?
    Volcanoes
  5. What does Macbeth do to become king?
    He assassinated his parents.
  6. Why is Capt. Ahab obsessed with finding Moby Dick?
    He wants his leg back.
  7. In Mary Poppins, what is Mr. Banks’ profession?
    He removed the silt from canals and rivers.
  8. According to Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
    Depends if you’re a licker or a biter.
  9. According to folklore, what does a chupacabra eat?
    Rhubarb and custard.
  10. Where do Yeti supposedly live?
    Anywhere cold.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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8 Responses to Fibbing Friday 28th January: my answers

  1. 1, 5 , and 6 were thoughts I had too

  2. Shashi says:

    Ha ha. Nice one

  3. murisopsis says:

    Hehe! Lizzie Borden was definitely a hatchet man! hehehe! Very thorough too!

  4. ghostmmnc says:

    These are great! LOL # 3 🙂

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