I have just received my monthly pension newsletter and included were some Christmas jokes.
My apologies for the groans, but they made me smile, and the only one I was familiar with was the last!
What did the snowman order at the burger restaurant?
Icebergers with extra chilly sauce.
Arthur any mince pies left?
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!!
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards ?
What type of key do you need for a Nativity play?
He-haw, he- haw he- haw! ?
What do ornaments do on Christmas trees.
Not much, they just hang out
How do you turn a Christmas tree into a reindeer?
You put on HORNaments ?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone
How does Good King Wencleslas like his pizza?
Deep pan crisp and even.