Christmas Eve Fibs

Hello again.
Here are my responses to the questions set earlier today.

1. What did the Three Wise Men bring as gifts to the babe in the stables?
Vodka, Rice and Bratworst
2. Band Aid had a Number One hit with the same record 3 times. What was it?
Here we go again
3. Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
Too much plum pudding
4. Who was Santa’s Little Helper?
Any child who likes to help put up the Christmas Tree
5. What will you find on Quality Street?
A lid
6. What is egg nog?
A party game similar to spin the bottle but using boiled eggs.
7. Who is Saint Nick?
Fagin
8. Where is Christmas Island?
The traffic island in Pudding Lane.
9. What does Feliz Navidad mean
The cat’s eaten the GPS.
10. What is a gobbler?
Someone with an insatiable appetite.

Frank is taking some much needed time out so we have a guest Fib Setter next week in our friend Melanie B Cee aka Sparks From A Combustible Mind 
I’m looking forward to her spin and hope you’ll join in too.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

 

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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11 Responses to Christmas Eve Fibs

  1. I never would have guessed that Fagin from Oliver Twist was Saint Nick.

  2. Plum pudding will always do that

  3. Very clever!! And hilarious (but that went without saying) 😉 Feliz Navidad Di!

  4. ghostmmnc says:

    Thanks for the fun questions! Your answers were really funny! # 6 & 9 – haha!
    Merry Christmas! ❤

  5. murisopsis says:

    And I’m smiling! Merry Christmas!

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