One Liner Wednesday 22nd December

Posted on December 22, 2021 by pensitivity101

Why do dieters like broken biscuits?
Because all the calories have fallen out.

I try.
Written for Linda Hill’s One Liner Wednesday. You can join in too by clicking here

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About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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13 Responses to One Liner Wednesday 22nd December

  1. Sadje says:
    December 22, 2021 at 11:53 am

    By that logic, I like broken cake, broken chocolate……

  2. willowdot21 says:
    December 22, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    You succeed 😂👏

  3. quiall says:
    December 22, 2021 at 12:36 pm

    I’ll take that! Now I have to go and break a few cookies…

  4. bikerchick57 says:
    December 22, 2021 at 1:29 pm

    So, I need to break my cookies before eating them? Who knew? On my way to test the theory…

  5. murisopsis says:
    December 22, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    My grand mother used to eat burnt toast “Because if it is burnt a little it is only half the calories!”

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