Fibbing Friday Roadsigns: my response

Here are my answers which are total outright lies and very
1. Windy roads  SNAKES AHEAD

2.  T junction with left priority HAIRDRYERS FOR SALE

3. Roadworks/ Men at work BEWARE OF ELEPHANT DEPOSITS

4.  Road narrows (both sides) GOSSIPS AHEAD

5. No footpath FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

6. Headphones in use, might not hear approaching traffic (not sure if this is legit actually)
BEWARE OF DISCO DANCERS

7. Humps in road SOMEONE HIT THE ELEPHANT DEPOSIT

8. No explosives FLATULENCE ZONE

9. Gradient MATHS TEST TOMORROW

10.  EU sign for pedestrian crossing. TOM HANKS IN REHEARSALS

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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22 Responses to Fibbing Friday Roadsigns: my response

  1. Sadje says:

    Haha! I have laughed so hard at your interpretations Di. Thanks 😂😂😂

  2. madiej says:

    Ha ha ? Excellent

  3. murisopsis says:

    All great for generating smiles!!

  4. I was going to use 8 and 10 for my post, now I’ll have to embellish 😀 Funny answers! Especially 1 and 6.

  5. willowdot21 says:

    Great answers Di 💜

  6. 🤣😆😅😂🤣 #7 is my favorite. Flattened elephant ….. oh my gosh!! 🤣😆😅

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