Fibbing Friday : my response for December 3rd

Here are my fibs for Frank’s questions this week.

What was Fahrenheit 451 about?
It was the war for supremacy between two mutant thermometers.
In 1984, who or what was “Big Brother”?
Some stupid TV show where you could be rude and act like idiots and get paid for it
What do the Hunger Games supposedly commemorate?
It’s a new diet trend.
What exactly was the Andromeda Strain?
Oh I know this one! It’s a space ship with constipation!
What was Logan’s Run about?
Trying to find a manicurist to cut Wolverine’s nails.
What is the difference between the red pill and the blue pill in The Matrix?
None at all if you’re colour blind, but ask Alice.
What is the significance of the different hats in The Adjustment Bureau?
Whatever day of the week it was supposed to be. Bonnets were for Sundays.
What happens to all the Martians at the end of The War of the Worlds?
They all caught Covid and died
What vessel does Capt. Nemo pilot?
A fishing boat
What do Axel, Otto, and Hans find at the center of the earth?
A map board with a big X on it that says ‘You are Here’.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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