Fibbing Friday 29th October: my response

Posted on October 29, 2021 by pensitivity101

Here are my silly answers to Frank’s ten questions posted earlier.
His original post is here

Why does garlic repel vampires?
It affects their blood pressure so they run away.
What do you need to kill a werewolf?
A Hollywood script.
What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern?
To save on one’s energy bill.
What exactly is a ghoul?
A blindsided goalie.
Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited?
They might be the undead, but they have standards and manners.
Why can’t vampires cross running water?
Have you ever seen water walk?
What does a chupacabra eat?
Vegetables.
What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld?
Icanseeyou
Who are the Stygian Witches?
An optician, a dentist and a chef.
What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew?
Old Git Beer

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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