Fibbing Friday silliness: my response for 24th September

Here are my answers to my ten question posted earlier today.
1. What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm?
An earth worm keeps his ear underground whereas an ear worm is like nothing on earth.
2. What is a Mars Bar?
A hangout for Martians.
3. What colour is a peanut?
Green
4. What is meant by dressed up like a dog’s dinner?
You look a bit on the bony side.
5. What is an orange pippin?
It’s a device for weaving toupees.
6. What do an owl, pussy cat and five pound note all have in common?
They do not pass go or collect two hundred pounds.
7. Where would you find a Bunny Girl?
Watership Down
8. What is the difference between an heir and a hair?
A bad case of photo-shopping.
9. What is meant by fringe benefits?
Free haircuts.
10. What is a whimsy?
It’s the opposite of a whatnot.

Frank will be our host for the first Fibbing Friday of October.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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13 Responses to Fibbing Friday silliness: my response for 24th September

  1. Sadje says:

    Very creative q&a.

  2. 8 and 9 had me rolling!

  3. ghostmmnc says:

    Fun answers! haha # 4 & 6 🙂

  4. Carol anne says:

    Lol great answers Di! Loved them all! Xx

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