Fibbing Friday: my responses for 10th September

Hi again!

Hope you enjoyed my questions this week.

Here are my porkies today.

1. What is usually shaken and not stirred?
A nervous wreck
2. Who was Dr No?
Mr Spock’s Yes Man.
3. What is a Thunderball?
Flatulence that echoes around the toilet bowl
4. Who sang ‘For Your Eyes Only?’
The Opticians Choir.
5. What does ‘M’ stand for?
Mother of course.
6. What snack did ‘Q’ almost lose when showing off one of his latest gadgets?
A jelly doughnut which was mistaken for a hand grenade.
7. What was sent from Russia with Love?
Vodka and a little tonic.
8. What scares the living daylights out of you?
Trying to think up questions for my challenges
9. What does a Moonraker do?
It collects moonbeams like leaves and scatters them in a celestial garden.
10. What is You Only Live Twice about?

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
This entry was posted in blogging, fibbing friday, questions and answers and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink.

14 Responses to Fibbing Friday: my responses for 10th September

  1. willowdot21 says:

    A good chuckle today Di πŸ’œ

  2. Brilliant – loved 3 and 8!

  3. Sadje says:

    Great answers Di

  4. Fandango says:

    Our numbers 4 and 10 matched!

  5. Very clever Ms. Di! So funny! And you do a GREAT job of thinking up new questions and themes each week. Give yourself some well deserved credit! πŸ˜›

  6. murisopsis says:

    #2 made me smile, #3 forced a laugh, and by the time I was finished I was totally amused! Thanks for the laughs!

Comments are closed.