Fibbing Friday 30th July: my response

As liveaboards for three years, the boating life was peaceful and relaxing. If we wanted to go away, no packing was required as we simply slipped our ropes and pootled upriver.
Photo April 2017 taking her on her final trip for brokerage.

Hope you had some fun with my questions this week.  Here are my answers:
1. What is a skiff?
A cross between a skip and a sniff.
2. What is a liner?
Something used in card making.
3. What is a ferry?
A rather posh garden nymph.
4. What is a destroyer?
The guy in charge of the government.
5. What is a cruiser?
The last guy in charge of the government down on his luck without his expense account.
6. What is a galleon?
A few drops more than 8 pints.
7. What is a pedlow?
Someone with fallen arches or flat feet.
8. What is a kayak?
A sneezing dog.
9. What is a schooner?
An afternoon snooze.
10. What is a coracle?
Any alcoholic spirit mixed with cola and served with ice.

 

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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13 Responses to Fibbing Friday 30th July: my response

  1. willowdot21 says:

    Very clever, especially number 7.💜💜

  2. Steve Tanham says:

    Loved them all, Di; but particularly’ferry’!

  3. murisopsis says:

    All answers were fun! #8 got me! hehehe!

  4. ghostmmnc says:

    Very fun questions and your answers fun to read. hee hee # 7, 8, & 9 🙂

  5. Carol anne says:

    Lol fun answers di! 😀

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