Here are my responses to the questions I set earlier, though I admit I don’t think this is my best selection and promise to come up with something better next time. I blame it on the heat as it’s fuddled my brain!
1. What is meant by a break in the weather?
Hopefully the weather Gods have gone for coffee and a doughnut.
2. Why does thunder clap?
Because it’s too polite to boo.
3. What is a heat wave?
The latest thing in hairdressing.
4. What are hot pants?
Underwear that has just come out of the dryer
5. Who or what is canned heat?
A dishonest pedlar selling sunshine in a tin.
6. Who sang ‘The heat is on’?
The local district police force choir.
7. Where will you find hot air?
Coming out of the mouth of any politician
8. Who starred in the film Heat?
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
9. Who or what is Hot Gossip?
A media publication with little foundation of truth.
10. What is a hot toddy?
Something my grandfather swore by for good health, but I wasn’t allowed to try it.