Fibbing Friday my response for 18th June

Here are my responses to the questions I set earlier, though I admit I don’t think this is my best selection and promise to come up with something better next time. I blame it on the heat as it’s fuddled my brain!

1. What is meant by a break in the weather?
Hopefully the weather Gods have gone for coffee and a doughnut.
2. Why does thunder clap?
Because it’s too polite to boo.
3. What is a heat wave?
The latest thing in hairdressing.
4. What are hot pants?
Underwear that has just come out of the dryer
5. Who or what is canned heat?
A dishonest pedlar selling sunshine in a tin.
6. Who sang ‘The heat is on’?
The local district police force choir.
7. Where will you find hot air?
Coming out of the mouth of any politician
8. Who starred in the film Heat?
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
9. Who or what is Hot Gossip?
A media publication with little foundation of truth.
10. What is a hot toddy?
Something my grandfather swore by for good health, but I wasn’t allowed to try it.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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14 Responses to Fibbing Friday my response for 18th June

  1. Haha. Loved your answers, Di. Especially the first two ones 😂😂😂

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  3. Sadje says:

    Hilarious answers Di.

  4. SarahC says:

    When i figure this phone out better i need to fib!

  5. Like a politician, you have a quick answer for everything but at least yours are witty!

  6. I love your funny answers. The first few really made me chuckle, especially the hot pants one. Lol!!

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