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Two on a Rant

Lately, my brain has been spiraling.

It’s caused by a multitude of first-world problems hitting at one time (sort of like breaking all 10 fingernails and you can’t find the clippers because your husband, who never puts anything back where it belongs, borrowed them).

When I think about spiraling, the first thing that comes to mind is a roll of toilet paper.

There are two schools of thought.



If we spend a 15 minutes each day eliminating waste, in 50 years we’ve dumped 273,750 minutes of our lives.  Yes, we’ve wasted 4562.5 hours, or 190 days.

For women, as that toilet paper roll called life spirals ever faster toward the end, we acquire what I call “Over 50 Bladder Syndrome.”  It’s a cruel trick:  We have 5 minutes to find a bathroom before the dam starts to leak, and 10 minutes before it breaks.   

What does that…

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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