Kitty lying

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Image credit; Iqbal Nuril @ Pixabay

For the visually challenged reader, the photo shows a small kitten looking inquisitively, from under a table.
No, you misheard me, I’m a lion kitten.
Lions don’t have kittens, they have cubs.
I don’t care, I am a lion.
No you’re not. You are a kitten, and me being a rottweiler, I’m the boss.
We’ll see about that. I’m going to be brave and courageous.
No chance Puss, I’m bigger than you, and always will be.
Perhaps now, but when I’m grown, I’m going to make you sorry.
Ha! That’s rich! Look at you! You’re tiny!
I am now, but in a few months I won’t be.
You’re lying Kitty.
No, as I said before, I’m a lion kitten, and you’re first on the menu.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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20 Responses to Kitty lying

  1. Carol anne says:

    Lol. cute! ❤

  2. Betul Erbasi says:

    How cute:) but also, we are what we see ourselves as, right?:)

  3. Sadje says:

    Aww, it has big ambitions! Love this dialogue between the cat and the dog. Thanks for joining in my friend

  4. Thats a sweet take. I bet all cute kittens want to be powerful lions!

  5. Haha. I like his confidence 😂
    Good one, Di

  6. Priya says:

    Great one, Di 😂 Love the banter between the two..

  7. Chris Hall says:

    Love this, Di! I have a friend whose two huge dogs were terrorised by her new little kitten 🙂

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