Captions for 24th May

For the visually challenged writer, the painting shows a gray haired woman wearing a blue dress sitting in a chair. To her left, on the opposite side of a green credenza on wheels is a man in a suit reading a book.
I know you like to read the paper dear, but now we’re late for the pensioners luncheon.

There’s no picture yet Frank. Are you sure it’s tuned in?
Don’t rush me Ethel. I know it’s in here somewhere………………………

When did we turn into our parents George?

Written for FFFC


About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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9 Responses to Captions for 24th May

  1. quiall says:

    “Where the hell is the ‘on’ switch?”

  2. Sadje says:

    Very appropriate Di

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