Fibbing Friday 7th May: my answers

Here are my answers of silliness to my questions posed earlier. Hope you had fun with yours!

1. What is a menagerie?
It’s where men buy their boxer shorts and string vests.
2. What is Victoria’s Secret?
She told Veronica, and she’s not sayin’ !
3. What is the secret of The Black Magic Box?
A calorie free box of chocolates because it’s empty.
4. What do hurricanes, tornadoes and mosquitoes have in common?
They blow a lot and have a bit of a bite.
5. What do Merlin and a Griffin have in common?
They are hood ornaments on cars.
6. Complete this famous trio: Sooty, Sweep and ……………………..
Basil Brush.
7. Who are the Telly Tubbies?
The Fat Cats behind the BBC.
8. Why are Hymns not called Hers?
Because if they called it a Her Sheet, the congregation would think it was a confectionery bar and try to eat it.
9. Whose signature logo is The Whopper?
Any politician.
10. What is skiffle?
A skittle with a cold.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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14 Responses to Fibbing Friday 7th May: my answers

  1. Sadje says:

    Hilarious answers

  2. murisopsis says:

    Smiling on a Friday!

  3. Very clever Di! You’re on a roll today! ☺

  4. A skittle with a cold was a very funny answer Di.

  5. Carol anne says:

    LMAO! Di those were class! ❤

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