Fibbing Friday my responses 9th April

Earlier I posted 10 colourful questions.

Here are my porkies.
1. What is a black hole?
As any husband knows, this is the wife’s handbag.
2. Why are we said to be green with envy?
Black, blue, red and white were already taken to denote other emotions.
3. Where will you find the yellow brick road?
Behind Humpty Dumpty’s wall.
4. What is a red herring?
A fish with a 40 a day habit.
5. What is carte blanche?
A lull in imagination aka writer’s block.
6. What are parma violets?
A posy of flowers used by a magician
7. Who was Scarlett O’Hara?
A chemist who found a remedy for flatulence.
8. Why are smurfs blue?
It’s nothing to do with being unhappy, but being used to living in cold climates.
9. What is a black and tan?
This is shoe shining term.
10. What is a strawberry blond?
A rather delicious confection consisting of strawberries, mousse,  fresh cream, and kirsch cherries.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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9 Responses to Fibbing Friday my responses 9th April

  1. Sadje says:

    Yummy answer for the last one.

  2. murisopsis says:

    Very colorful Q & A indeed! The cold Smurfs tickled me!

  3. Carol anne says:

    Haha! great answers Di! xoxo

  4. Clever girl Di! Both with the questions and the answers! ☺

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