Squirting, a personal preference

Now this is all Rory’s fault.

You can find out more here and add your own interpretation of this, ah, shall we say, unusual question…………………..

How do YOU like to squirt it??

Now, are we talking about squirty cream in an aerosol can, in which case a couple of females in my family came to fisticuffs, or maybe that was squirticuffs, one Christmas and the stuff went everywhere. It does not make for a good shampoo or conditioning rinse, but as a makeshift beard for Bro who tried to intervene, it wasn’t a bad improvisation.

Or we could be referring to the sauciness you get in squirty bottles that has a habit of not playing by the laws of gravity so that, as my Dad used to say, first a little, then a lottle, would find its way onto your plate.

Or, we could be thinking about that skinny little squirt down the road when I was a child who was forever getting into trouble.

But the best has to be my boss, and the Bubble Gun that was purchased for his birthday one year. He had great fun squirting those below from the top floor and disappearing from view before they could identify where the ‘floral smelling rain’ was coming from.