Squirting, a personal preference

Now this is all Rory’s fault.

You can find out more here and add your own interpretation of this, ah, shall we say, unusual question…………………..

How do YOU like to squirt it??

Now, are we talking about squirty cream in an aerosol can, in which case a couple of females in my family came to fisticuffs, or maybe that was squirticuffs, one Christmas and the stuff went everywhere. It does not make for a good shampoo or conditioning rinse, but as a makeshift beard for Bro who tried to intervene, it wasn’t a bad improvisation.

Or we could be referring to the sauciness you get in squirty bottles that has a habit of not playing by the laws of gravity so that, as my Dad used to say, first a little, then a lottle, would find its way onto your plate.

Or, we could be thinking about that skinny little squirt down the road when I was a child who was forever getting into trouble.

But the best has to be my boss, and the Bubble Gun that was purchased for his birthday one year. He had great fun squirting those below from the top floor and disappearing from view before they could identify where the ‘floral smelling rain’ was coming from.

 

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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15 Responses to Squirting, a personal preference

  1. Sadje says:

    Haha! Good one Di. 😂😂😂

  2. rugby843 says:

    As my hand gets more and more weak I find squirt bottles of anything like Mayo or mustard, dressing, or shampoo tubes drive me crazy.  Now I only order from jars.

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  3. murisopsis says:

    All of these deserve a fuller telling!! I’m very curious about the Christmas scuffle!

  4. All great ones! The bubble gun is priceless!

  5. Carol anne says:

    Lol! I am laughing so hard at the boss doing that to the unsuspecting people down below! 😀

  6. Hahaha excellent – reminds me of the time, YEARS ago l hasten to add when on a school trip to Hamleys in London, standing at the very top floor looking over the balcony and dropping stink bombs 🙂

    Good answers 🙂

    • Ah, fond memories of Hamleys also, but this time a yard of marshmallow which we started at each end whist going up the escalator. Kisses in the middle, then denying knowledge of each other which made a few people blush!!

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