Fibbing Friday: April 2nd, 2021: my responses

Here are my responses to Frank’s Fibbing Friday questions.

  1. Why is April Fools Day on April 1st?
    Because it would look damn silly being in March.
  2. According to the old adage, exactly what do April showers bring?
    Wet feet and cold hands.
  3. What is a Haiku?
    It’s a Hawaiian greeting pronounced ‘Hi Koo’.
  4. How did the tradition of hiding eggs on Easter begin?
    The chickens started it when their eggs were laid in a variety of colours.
  5. Why is it a tradition to serve lamb on Easter?
    Wasn’t aware it was. We’re having veg stew.
  6. Why is the season between winter and summer called spring?
    Because the weather can’t makes up its mind and springs from wet and cold to warm and sunny.
  7. Since March just recently ended, what is meant by the old adage, “In like a lion, out like a lamb”?
    Shrinkage
  8. What is meant by the phrase, “trial by fire”?
    That was me the other day burning dinner.
  9. What is the difference between fact and theory?
    That is anyone’s guess
  10. What is a postulate?
    A letter that missed the last post collection.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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9 Responses to Fibbing Friday: April 2nd, 2021: my responses

  1. I heard that Shrinkage can be quite a problem.

  2. murisopsis says:

    Some very amusing answers!

  3. Sadje says:

    Number 10 is the best. Hilarious answers Di.

  4. Carol anne says:

    Lol. Love your answers Di!

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