Fibbing Friday 26th March: my response

Hope you enjoyed the questions this week.
Here are my responses which all being well will raise a smile.

1. What is a huskador?
This is a matador with a sexy voice.
2. What is a cavapoo?
It’s a caveman’s water closet
3. What is a chorkie?
It’s a cookie with  smiley face on it.
4. What is a lollie?
A female who lolls around not doing very much.
5. What is a dorkie?
A bit of an idiot.
6. What is a springador?
It was the nickname given to Fingers Mcfee, one of the best lockpickers in his time.
7. What is a scottie?
A tie worn to match a Scotsman’s kilt.
8. What is a puggle?
A child’s paddling pool
9. What is a pekalier
A shy cavalier who hates conflict.
10. What is a schnappy?
Happy Hour on Schnapps.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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7 Responses to Fibbing Friday 26th March: my response

  1. Sadje says:

    LMAO! Great Q & A.

  2. SarahC says:

    Good ones 😉 sometime i may get back to this they are quite fun

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