This week Michael asks us to write about our interpretation of ‘Bookworm’.
‘Does my bum look big in this?’
‘I said, does my bum look big in this?’
Pete took his glasses off and laid them on top of the pile of books he was trying to get through.
‘Sorry, what did you say?’
Sheila puffed up her ample bosom and thrust her rear end embedded in chapter 6 almost in his face.
‘I SAID’, she repeated, ‘does my bum look big in this?’
Pete looked at her.
‘You’re not serious?’
Oh, he hated it when she called him that. It was a serious business being a bookworm.
There was more than reading involved you know, and some of the pages tasted funny.
‘Have you seen the title?’
‘Of the book you’re wearing. It’s called It’s a Bum Wrap.’
‘Dammit! Why do you always get the punch line?’
‘Cos I’m a bigger bookworm than you are dearest and tend to read more than go for a pretty picture. Fancy an apple?’
‘Ha!’ She snorted. ‘I’m not falling for that! That’s a computer and they don’t have pages!’
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