1. What is Jewish penicillin?
A natural medication that cures all ills.
2. What is crème de menthe?
An anti-alcohol toothpaste.
3. What is meant by tit for tat?
It’s a low budget bird seed.
4. Who said ‘Hail Caesar?’
A roman meteorologist.
5. What is S O P?
A dog command for Stand on Point.
6. What is an Evergreen?
One of the damn weeds in the garden that refuse to be got rid of.
7. How many eggs can a peacock lay in its lifetime?
One. It comes as such a painful surprise, they never relive the experience.
8. What do trunks and boots have in common?
Packing and summer camp.
9. What is a boa?
The next progression from Aloha.
10. What is tic, tac, toe?
Playground speak for ‘If you don’t hand over your sweets, I’ll kick you!’
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