Fibbing Friday: 12th February my response

Hope you had some fun with today’s questions.

Here are my answers this week:

1. What is Jewish penicillin?
A natural medication that cures all ills.
2. What is crème de menthe?
An anti-alcohol toothpaste.
3. What is meant by tit for tat?
It’s a low budget bird seed.
4. Who said ‘Hail Caesar?’
A roman meteorologist.
5. What is S O P?
A dog command for Stand on Point.
6. What is an Evergreen?
One of the damn weeds in the garden that refuse to be got rid of.
7. How many eggs can a peacock lay in its lifetime?
One. It comes as such a painful surprise, they never relive the experience.
8. What do trunks and boots have in common?
Packing and summer camp.
9. What is a boa?
The next progression from Aloha.
10. What is tic, tac, toe?
Playground speak for ‘If you don’t hand over your sweets, I’ll kick you!’

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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12 Responses to Fibbing Friday: 12th February my response

  1. Loved 7 and 10. And have a constant battle with 6!

  2. K.Hartless says:

    Hehe, I like #10. Pretty sure I heard that a lot on the playground whilst teaching.

  3. I love that answer, “roman meteorologist”.

  4. murisopsis says:

    I admit I laughed.

  5. Carol anne says:

    Lol! Brilliant answers Di! ❤

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