Fibbing Friday my response 15th January

Hope you had some fun with my earlier questions.
Here are my answers.
Note: no ducks were harmed in the forming of this post.

1. Where did the phrase ‘Out for a duck’ originate?
It was a coded message for going out for a chinese meal by the owner of a pizza chain.
2. What is Duck a l’orange?
Donald Trump’s dinner.
3. Why do we yell ‘DUCK’ when something is likely to hit us?
Because shouting goose or elephant wouldn’t have the same effect.
4. When was the first iPhone released?
When it had served its time.
5. What is an interrobang?
This is an interrogation method involving bursting balloons behind your head.
6. What is, or was, a Troodon?
This was the forerunner for the film Liar Liar, starring Donald Duck.
7. Who invented the Little Black Dress?
The same person who invented stilettos to go with it. I mean, it wouldn’t look right with wellies or trainers, would it?
8. What is TikTok?
The crocodile in Peter Pan
9. Who invented the frying pan?
Friar Tuck.
10. What colour is most toilet paper in France?
White with red and blue stripes.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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10 Responses to Fibbing Friday my response 15th January

  1. Sadje says:

    Hilarious answers Di. 🤣🤣🤣

  2. I’m glad Geraldine wasn’t harmed! She looked a wee bit nervous!

  3. murisopsis says:

    You win! You made me laugh!

  4. The crocodile in Peter Pan is actually named Tick-Tock. Funny answers Di.

  5. Carol anne says:

    Lol! Your answers were fab! ❤

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