Another Weekend Quickie

Thanks to Rory for hosting this cheeky series. Here we are seeing Number 6 of 9.
Everyone enjoys a quickie right …. l mean it doesn’t ‘always’ have to be over too quick – but just not take toooooooooooooo long either, otherwise where’s the fun for a quickie on the weekend?

They’ll touch base with anything and everything and sometimes none of the above but something else!!

6 Quickie Questions

When was the last time you had a quickie [in anything]?
Can’t remember, it was so quick, I missed it.
How do you feel about people who burp and fart when in your presence and instead of ‘excusing themselves’, laugh instead?
Dammit Rory! You’ve caught me!! Sorry about that.
If you were to write a letter to the younger you today about who you have become, what would you say?
Don’t marry the first bloke, and don’t live with the second.
How long is too long in your eyes and why? [Interpret as you wish!]
This depends on if I’m waiting in a queue (too long) or the time Hubby and I have been together (not long enough)
Have you ever read any of the Fifty Shades series written by E.L.James and if so, what were your thoughts?
I nearly bought the first three on special offer, having heard two members of staff raving about them. A third said they were rubbish so I picked a page at random, agreed, and put them all back, saving myself a tenner.
What’s the worst smell or scent you have ever encountered and what caused it?
Apart from raw sewage, and a certain 7 year old’s habits of messing himself, not cleaning his teeth or having a wash, I have three, all being perfumes.
I worked with a lady who loved Rapture, a range of cosmetic products that came in shampoo, shower gel, bubble bath, soap, talcum powder, perfume, deodorant, and cologne. She wore them all at once, was in a permanent ‘haze’ and we called her Winnie the Poo.
In a similar vein, a guy I knew did the same with Brut. I choked every time I was in his company.
But the best has to be Poison perfume, not cheap to buy by any means, and something I sampled at the smelly counter in the chemists. When I got back to the office it had gone sour on me, and the boss asked who had spilt the bleach.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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20 Responses to Another Weekend Quickie

  1. Sadje says:

    Haha! Great answers Di

  2. SarahC says:

    What a time…bleach lol

  3. willowdot21 says:

    Live your answers 💜💜💜

  4. I got a gift one Christmas from one of my S-I-L of “Rapture”. On me, it STINKS. I have two scents that I use, which seem to work with my body chemistry and I stick to those. You forgot patchouli…(if you like it apologies) .. why is it though, that anybody (men included) who like that stuff tend to BATHE in it and pollute the air for yards around them? I gag when I catch a whiff and try my utmost to be anywhere the wearer is not. P.U.,!

    • I don’t wear perfume at all now, but when I did, it was Cache or Lace. I have a bottle of Oscar de la Renta given to me by my boss in 1989 which is still practically full and smells fine as I’ve kept it in the dark. I only need a dab, and that covers wrists and behind the ears!
      Hubby was secretly relieved that I couldn’t wear Chanel No 5, but I liked Chloe. We are all different, and our body chemistry can turn posh stuff to vinegar!

  5. murisopsis says:

    Brut is forever linked to my mother. Way back when Brut first was introduced in the mid 1960s and my dad got a little bottle in the mail. He never wore colognes of any type so my mother took it and she wore it – thought it smelled nice. She made that bottle last for several years. By the time I was in high school every guy who wore Brut automatically smelled in my mind like my mother – a huge turnoff!

  6. Hey Di, Nicely done – can relate to some of the perfumes and A/Shaves … old spice used to really narkle my nose!

  7. Carol anne says:

    OMG! Poison is disgusting! Loling at the 7 year old, one of your foster kids? 😀

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