Fibbing Friday response Jan 1st

Here we go with my answers for the questions posted earlier.
1. Where will you find ‘One for his knob’ and ‘Two for his heels’ ?
These are the numbered parts of a cobbler’s tool set.
2. Where will you find winks, squidgers and a target?
The Secret Service handbook.
3. What is a numerator?
It’s the guy dishing out numbers for the National Lottery
4. There are 206 in the human body. What are they?
Fingerprint loops and scrolls.
5. What can be waxing or waning?
Staff at a beauty parlour preparing for hair removal of a client.
6. What is The Mystery Machine?
That thing that eats my money and not give me a cup of coffee.
7. What was the Millenium Falcon?
It was the one thousandth egg hatched in captivity.
8. What will you find inside a ping pong ball?
A very dizzy bug.
9. What is a fortress?
It’s the fourth royal wedding dress in a museum.
10. How many spots do newborn dalmation puppies have?
Three for a girl and four for a boy.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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15 Responses to Fibbing Friday response Jan 1st

  1. Sadje says:

    These are great answers!

  2. SarahC says:

    Sometime soon I will try as I have to be writing something

    • Do you participate in Linda Hill’s JustJotJan? That’s running every day throughout January.

      • SarahC says:

        With living in the camper during remodel I’m lucky to post what I do ๐Ÿ˜
        Im going to try to bring this up on tablet so u can See ๐Ÿ‘€ what its all about thanks!

      • Ah, I forgot. Sorry. When we travelling up river on the boat we had no internet so we’d be off the air for about a week.

      • SarahC says:

        Oh I can throw ten dollars at the phone and do more data lol…’s my tired brain with all the things ……but I got to do writing again because it sure was fun and I still have buddies from old blogging neighbor neighbors๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

      • Our phones aren’t that way inclined, so we aren’t that ‘mobile’. Take care.

  3. I bet that bug would be very dizzy after bouncing around in a ping pong ball.

  4. murisopsis says:

    Hehehe! All good ones!

  5. Carol anne says:

    Loved these answers Di! Hahaha! xo

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