Fibbing Friday responses 4th December

How did you get on with my selection of questions this week?
Hope you had some fun with them and I’m looking forward to reading your answers.
Here are my porkies

1. What is a shoe horn?
It’s a cobbler’s musical instrument.
2. Where will you find a grommet?
Next to Wallace and a cheese mountain.
3. We may say ‘the tables have turned’, but what is a turntable?
It’s a makeshift stage for drunks who believe they can do a turn in the pub and sing
4. How do you make a tea cosy?
Wrap it up in cotton wool and let it snuggle up to you
5. What is a quaver?
It’s a posh name for a quiver.
6. Where will you find a plimsoll line?
On the factory floor in a trainers manufacturers.
7. What colour was The King’s New Clothes?
Buff with red lapels.
8. Why was Ethelred called The Unready?
He couldn’t keep to a schedule to save his life and was never prepared for any big event.
9. 007 has a licence to kill, but what would an 005 have a licence for?
Loading the gun magazines.
10. What is a winklepicker?
It’s a tool for eating sea snails.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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