Here are my answers to the 10 questions set earlier.
1. What is Kapok?
It’s number 14 on the Chinese takeaway menu.
2. Where will you find a kernel?
Next to Professor Plum.
3. If you didn’t know a door as a door, what would you call it?
4. What’s the difference between a yolk and a yoke?
One’s on the inside and the other’s on the outside.
5. What does E R N I E do?
Nothing for me as I’ve never heard from him.
6. What is meant by sunny side up?
The way women sunbathe.
7. What could you wear on your head that would make people think you were awesome?
The winning numbers to the next lottery.
8. What is meant by cattywampus?
It’s a kitty having a paddy for not getting their own way.
9. What is an erf?
A dyslexic football referee
10. What is a mouse potato?
The Dormouse lived in a teapot, so this one lives in a spud hut.
Over to Frank next week.
I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes!
In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too.
On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts.
From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives.
We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
Really loved these answers so funny and clever 💜💜
Thanks Willow. We need a few smiles these days.
We do indeed
Both the questions and answers are very innovative. Hilarious
You’re welcome 😉
Thanks for these, Di… I needed some light relief and a few smiles today!
Us too. Glad to make you smile. Mission of the day succeeded when you do,
Loved your answers. 😂😂😂
We had the same answer for #9, well almost the same.
An ERF is a plot of land apparently.
BWAHAHAHHAH!!! Clever miss!
glad to make you smile.
Hahaha, those are great answers! I especially love #1 and #2!
Glad you did, and thanks to you for joining in.
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