Here are my answers to the 10 questions set earlier.
1. What is Kapok?
It’s number 14 on the Chinese takeaway menu.
2. Where will you find a kernel?
Next to Professor Plum.
3. If you didn’t know a door as a door, what would you call it?
A stopthedraught
4. What’s the difference between a yolk and a yoke?
One’s on the inside and the other’s on the outside.
5. What does E R N I E do?
Nothing for me as I’ve never heard from him.
6. What is meant by sunny side up?
The way women sunbathe.
7. What could you wear on your head that would make people think you were awesome?
The winning numbers to the next lottery.
8. What is meant by cattywampus?
It’s a kitty having a paddy for not getting their own way.
9. What is an erf?
A dyslexic football referee
10. What is a mouse potato?
The Dormouse lived in a teapot, so this one lives in a spud hut.
Over to Frank next week.
Really loved these answers so funny and clever 💜💜
Thanks Willow. We need a few smiles these days.
We do indeed
Both the questions and answers are very innovative. Hilarious
Thanks Sadje.
You’re welcome 😉
Thanks for these, Di… I needed some light relief and a few smiles today!
Us too. Glad to make you smile. Mission of the day succeeded when you do,
Thanks again…
Loved your answers. 😂😂😂
Thanks Liz
We had the same answer for #9, well almost the same.
An ERF is a plot of land apparently.
BWAHAHAHHAH!!! Clever miss!
glad to make you smile.
Hahaha, those are great answers! I especially love #1 and #2!
Glad you did, and thanks to you for joining in.
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