Fibbing Friday 13th November: my responses

Thanks to Frank for hosting Fibbing Friday this week, a fun challenge where we can lie through our teeth and get away with it as the questions might be legit, but the answers are pure fiction!
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What is the Battle of Little Big Horn better known as?
Bullfight at the OK Corral.
Who wrote the Gettysburg Address?
The General Post Master
Who said, “And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.”?
Roland McDonald at the Beef Farmers Union Meeting.
What happened at the Bay of Pigs in April of 1961?
The biggest barbecue of the century.
What does the Cold-War acronym, SALT stand for?
It’s a repeat order to the bartender meaning Same as Last Time.
What was Abraham Lincoln’s profession before entering into politics?
Second hand car dealer.
Why did George Washington refuse to run for a third term as President of the United States?
He got hit on the head by a broken cherry tree branch and lost his memory.
What are the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution better known as?
Donald Trump’s Tweets.
Who has the largest signature on the Declaration of Independence?
Bill Pullman
What is the significance of Plymouth Rock?
It’s an original candy called Plymouth with Rock written all the way through it.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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