Nekneeraj has selected this charming photo for us this week. Isn’t it great?
Gather round everyone, I want to make my address.
‘You don’t need a dress. You’ve got fur.’
That’s not what I meant! Now let’s get down to business.
‘Your last business failed, and you’re always poking your nose into someone else’s.’
Will you shut up and listen? This is important!
‘Can you read Boss?’
Of course I can read! How do you think I got where I am?
‘By breaking the rules!’ they all chorused.
A dozen pairs of eyes looked at each other and a telepathic consensus decision made as they all surged forward.
Wait guys! Wait! Get back! Push off! I was here first! I’m in charge!! Guys!! Guys!!!!
Five minutes later, twelve goats were contentedly surveying the landscape from a heap of rocks left by the bulldozing company whilst The Boss sulked by the fence in defeat.
‘Victory by a landslide!’ they bleated in unison.
‘Sure beats standing on hay bales,’ chuckled one.
‘Don’t you mean ‘bleats?’ cackled another.