Photo Challenge #339

Nekneeraj has selected this charming photo for us this week. Isn’t it great?

Gather round everyone, I want to make my address.
‘You don’t need a dress. You’ve got fur.’
That’s not what I meant! Now let’s get down to business.
‘Your last business failed, and you’re always poking your nose into someone else’s.’
Will you shut up and listen? This is important!
‘Can you read Boss?’
Of course I can read! How do you think I got where I am?
‘By breaking the rules!’ they all chorused.
A dozen pairs of eyes looked at each other and a telepathic consensus decision made as they all surged forward.
Wait guys! Wait! Get back! Push off! I was here first! I’m in charge!! Guys!! Guys!!!!

Five minutes later, twelve goats were contentedly surveying the landscape from a heap of rocks left by the bulldozing company whilst The Boss sulked by the fence in defeat.
‘Victory by a landslide!’ they bleated in unison.
‘Sure beats standing on hay bales,’ chuckled one.
‘Don’t you mean ‘bleats?’ cackled another.

About pensitivity101

I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! We have recently lost our beloved dog Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney, and now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of my GSD so had hers done too. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.
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10 Responses to Photo Challenge #339

  1. Sadje says:

    What a funny story Di. 😂😂😂

  2. Silly, in the best possible way!

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