A spooky Fibbing Friday 30th October

Here are Frank’s questions and my fibs for this week’s Fibbing Friday:

What is a poltergeist?
A foreign name for braces to hold your trousers up.
What supposedly happens if you look in the mirror and say, “Bloody Mary” three times?
The barman shouts ‘I’m not deaf!!’
What’s so unlucky about the number 13?
In a witch’s coven, it’s always Number 13 that has to wash up after cauldron night, and it ain’t for the squeamish with all those newt eyes, lizard innards and frog’s toes.
Why do banshees scream?
They were Number 13 in previous years and decided to create their own club.
What happens to a vampire in daylight?
He has to watch daytime TV until sunset and it drives him bats.
A Nightmare on Elm Street wasn’t about a monster who could kill people in their dreams. What was it about?
A documentary about Dutch Elm disease and close-ups of woodworm.
Who did Norman Bates dress up as in the movie, Psycho?
Cinderella as he wanted to go to the ball but his mother wouldn’t let him wear her best frock.
The Amityville Horror wasn’t about a haunted house. What was it about?
The Waltons meeting The Addams Family
What are the three witches doing at the beginning of MacBeth?
The Can Can.
What classic monster lives under the Paris Opera House?
Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster who got lost when her SatNav app couldn’t cope.

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I am a retired number cruncher with a vivid imagination and wacky sense of humour which extends to short stories and poetry. I love to cook and am a bit of a dog whisperer as I get on better with them than people sometimes! In November 2020, we lost our beloved Maggie who adopted us as a 7 week old pup in March 2005. We decided to have a photo put on canvas as we had for her predecessor Barney. We now have three pictures of our fur babies on the wall as we found a snapshot of Kizzy, my GSD when Hubby and I first met so had hers done too. On February 24th 2022 we were blessed to find Maya, a 13 week old GSD pup who has made her own place in our hearts. You can follow our training methods, photos and her growth in my blog posts. From 2014 to 2017 'Home' was a 41 foot narrow boat where we made strong friendships both on and off the water. We were close to nature enjoying swan and duck families for neighbours, and it was a fascinating chapter in our lives. We now reside in a small bungalow on the Lincolnshire coast where we have forged new friendships and interests.

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